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I feel that you're
uncomfortable with therapy
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And to deal with it,
you're treating our sessions
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Like one of your
press conferences.
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Not true. Next question.
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Look, this is all new stuff
for you.
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It's understandable
if it's a little scary.
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I'm not scared.
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No, no, maybe you're scared
because I don't need you.
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Analyze that.
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Mike.
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All right, you want me
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To lay it out for you,
I'll lay it out for you.
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I have intimacy issues.
I'm a workaholic.
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I'm always surrounded
by people,
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Yet sometimes I feel
completely alone.
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Can we take care
of that today?
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Well...
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Oh! And when I'm
in a cab,
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Sometimes
I pretend I control
the driver's feet.
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Why don't you just
tell me what's going on
in your life right now?
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Well, my best friend's
coming into town.
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I haven't seen him
in a while 'cause
he's in the navy.
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But he's staying
with me for 2 weeks,
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And I'm excited about this
because he's like homebase
for me, you know?
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That's a good start.
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The best start
of any patient ever?
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You can add
hyper-competitive
to the list.
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Is that like
the best list ever?
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I think it's really good
that you're here.
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I gotta tell you,
I'm a little concerned
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That everyone's gonna
be able to tell that
I'm seeing a shrink.
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(All say good morning
to Mike)
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Good morning.
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(Munchkin voice)
you can tell,
can't you?
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Now, that's way
too much coffee.
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Ok, now. As you all know,
the mayor's declared
this thursday
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The first annual
tolerance day.
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- Oh, Mike?
- Shut up, Paul.
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I know what you're thinking.
Yes, tolerance day exists
as a way to connect with
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Hard-to-reach communities
during an election year.
But those of us less cynical
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Know that it's also
about caring and understanding
and blah blah blah blah blah.
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Flaherty! Incoming!
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Whoa!!!!
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Somebody...do something!
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Ooh, I love a man
in uniform.
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I'm there.
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I love 'em out
of uniform.
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Still there.
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Aaaaaaagggghhhhh!
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Look out!
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Whoa, hey,
boys and girls.
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I want you to meet
the finest fighter pilot
in the navy.
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Nate and I kicked a lot
of butts in our day.
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Nate kicked a lot of
butts. I was in charge
of taunting and running.
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In school, Mike could say
something so mean it'd make
your nose bleed.
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Been there. He once
called me a crybaby.
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Ha ha ha. Crybaby.
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Oh, god.
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Everybody out, everybody out.
Let's go. Nate and I got a lot
of catching up to do.
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- Nice meeting you.
- Everybody out. Here we go.
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(Both yelling)
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Aagghhh! Aagghh!
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So now what?
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Hey, my cousin's
getting married in paris!
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I'm so sick of weddings.
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All that pressure
to catch the bouquet.
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You break one girl's collarbone,
and suddenly you're desperate.
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I just wish I could
afford this.
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I could help you out.
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No, I got
a strict rule--
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Never take money
from a friend.
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Hey, Stuart, can I
borrow 500 bucks?
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Last time a woman asked me that
she was wearing a wire.
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Stacy, tell you what
I'm gonna do.
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Paul, you big
beautiful man.
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You're gonna lend me
the money.
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Ha ha ha ha.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Lend you the money.
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Stacy, I'm gonna teach you
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Something amazing
about money.
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James, give me a dollar.
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Let me tell you a little
about my philosophy.
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Right in the hands.
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Mike, I can't get
any further
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On the inner city
mentoring program
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Until you call
the governor.
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I'll call
this afternoon.
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I can't believe it.
My old buddy newt
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Can get the governor
on the phone.
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Newt.
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Yeah, you know,
like, knute rockne.
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No.
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Like the tiny lizard.
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Hey, I saw rick streep a couple
of months ago.
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Get this--he shaved
his head.
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Huh? Ha ha ha. I mean, come on.
What a dufus, right?
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Not that bald's
not beautiful.
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No, no, look
at uncle fester.
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This is great.
I gotta tell you,
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I really
needed this.
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Me too, buddy.
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Listen, I'm just gonna
hit the head.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Thought I meant go
to the bathroom, huh?
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That one always kills them
in flight school.
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Well, uh, nate seems
like a great guy.
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He is a great guy.
He's got it together.
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He is so
self-actualized.
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Mm-hmm. I'm sorry,
did you just say
self-actualized?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my god.
You're in therapy.
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No, I'm not.
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I'd say you're
about 3 sessions in.
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You're projecting.
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4 Sessions!
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Janelle, are you getting ready
for tolerance day?
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I already picked out
a tree.
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You know, christmas has santa,
easter has the bunny.
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We need a symbol--
something that
tolerates man
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No matter how trying
he may be.
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Hmm. How about a woman?
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Sir, james is working
on your tolerance day speech,
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- And he's almost done.
- Barely started.
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I hope eventually people
celebrate this day
more than just once a year .
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You know, sir, working
with Stuart, every day
is tolerance day.
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I find that offensive.
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- I found it funny.
- Me too.
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(Sports event on tv)
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Does rags have to keep staring
at me like that?
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You can move him,
but you'll have
to touch him.
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So you're bummed out
your buddy blew you off?
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Naw. I know it's his first night
in town and everything,
but still i...
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Ok. I just can't deal
with this.
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All right, here we go, rags.
There we are. Uggggghhhhh!
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Where can I put him?
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He likes the oven.
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I think sports center's over.
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Hey, why are you on tv?
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Stuart: oh, baby.
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Oh, what the hell
are you doing?!
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Um...
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It's just a little
home movie.
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Aw!
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You know what?
Let's go find nate.
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Mike, he could be
anywhere in the city.
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Good point.
Let's split up.
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He's probably hanging
with some old girlfriend.
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The guy hasn't
seen me in 3 years.
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He's not gonna
blow me off
for some girl.
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I told you.
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(Knocking)
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Good morning.
You were gone
before I woke up.
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Yeah, I had a lot
of work to do.
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- I was up at 5:00 a.m.
- I have a paper route.
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Mike...
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I'm gay.
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Are you sure?
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Mike, can I come in?
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Oh, come in, come out,
we're doing it all
in here.
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Mike, I just wanted
to talk to you about...wow!
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You look great today.
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- Stop it.
- No, you stop it.
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Why don't
you both stop.
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Yes, you in the back.
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No comment at this time.
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Yes, madam?
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No, sorry, still married.
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Anyone else?
Anyone at all?
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Yes, miss paterno.
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What are you doing?
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Scrimmaging.
Keeps me sharp,
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On the edge,
where I gotta be.
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Paul, I need your help.
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Well, well, well.
Look who's come a-crawling.
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Look! This isn't
a proud moment
for me,
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So let's do this
quickly,
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Or I'm gonna
grab your tie,
pull it hard,
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And smash you
in the head.
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Point taken.
You got a budget?
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Aha, aha, very good,
very good.
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What's this $40 for?
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Manicure.
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Manicure!
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00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,343
Why do you think
you got teeth?
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00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:16,848
Stacy, the Lassiter plan
is not for the casual
penny pincher.
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It takes sacrifice,
dedication, and a looser
definition of hygiene.
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And you're happy
living like that?
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Happy. Who's happy?
I'm miserable.
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But 20 years from now
when I retire,
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Claudia and I are gonna
wipe the grins
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From our face
with twenties--
maybe fives.
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And so that's how I
found out he was gay.
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Interesting.
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What? What's
interesting?
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Well, it's kind
of a fun story.
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Well, I'm here
to entertain you.
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So you have a problem
with your friend
being gay.
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And how do you feel
about that?
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Mike, I'm the therapist here.
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00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:06,097
The next time we're gonna work
on this control freak thing
of yours.
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00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,066
Michael, I think
you're homophobic.
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00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,801
I'm definitely
not homophobic.
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00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,737
Then, it's quite possible you
have feelings for this nate.
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00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,806
Ok, I'm a little
homophobic.
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00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,943
The bottom line is nate's here
for 2 weeks.
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00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:24,015
He's gonna be with Carter,
and there's nothing
you can do about that.
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00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:32,223
I can't believe I'm getting
shipped out tomorrow!
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00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,892
It's just nuts
is what it is.
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00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:37,896
Mike, nate.
Guess who is so hip
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He managed to wrangle
a table for 2
at po tonight?
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Give you a hint.
It's me!
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00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:49,140
Listen, Carter, uh,
I just found out
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I'm being
shipped out tomorrow.
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00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:54,245
So I thought, you know,
I should spend my last night
in town with Mike.
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00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:58,683
Hey, why don't you come
with us?
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Um, that's all right.
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00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,553
You guys need
some quality time.
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00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,488
I got laundry
to do anyway.
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00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,157
You sure?
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00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,893
Hey, nate, guy's out
of socks.
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00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,630
I'll just see you
next time I'm
in town.
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00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,965
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's another 14 months?
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Well, listen, I'm heading out.
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You want me to drop you off
at my place?
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Yeah, cool.
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I'll call you
before I leave, Carter.
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I'm sorry it worked out
this way.
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See you.
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00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,410
So, why did you
have him shipped out?
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Does every session
have to be about me?
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00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:05,950
Look, let's try a little
role-playing, all right?
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Imagine that Carter is here.
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00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,621
You see,
I can't do that.
Ever since last night,
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Every time I think
of Carter, I think
of him kissing nate.
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Just picture Carter
in an environment
you feel secure with.
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Yo, Mike.
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What's on your mind?
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00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,207
No, no.
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(Spanish music plays)
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olé.
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00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,390
Mike, can we get
on with this?
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Ok, I'm good.
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00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,761
Ok, so you've just told
Carter what you did.
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What's his reaction?
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00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,365
I forgive you, Mike.
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In fact, it's probably
all my fault.
247
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This technique is excellent.
248
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Mike, I'm sorry
for being gay
249
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And causing
all this trouble.
250
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,912
No problem, buddy.
251
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,915
Thanks, doc. This
is really helping.
252
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"Every citizen will be washed
253
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In a cleansing shower
of open-mindedness?"
254
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,075
I'm sorry, james,
we can't say this.
255
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:40,111
This could be offensive
to the french community.
256
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,149
I went to paris
in the late sixties.
257
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They all smoke,
the women don't
shave their armpits...
258
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Most romantic city
in the world, my ass.
259
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,295
Sir, you've made
me rewrite this
speech 4 times.
260
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:01,032
First because I suggested
that everybody smile
at their neighbors.
261
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,533
Smiling, james?
262
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,169
The british.
263
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,438
And then because
I made a reference
to a chicken?
264
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,608
The chicken is sacred
to the jamaican people.
265
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,144
What?
266
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,079
Voodoo!
Voodoo!
267
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:27,058
I can't believe you
had him shipped out.
268
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,628
You are the most
selfish person I know.
269
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:35,233
Carter, are you sure
that's really
the way you feel?
270
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,635
Maybe you
forgive me.
271
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,941
Try it again.
272
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,912
Excuse me. Let me
run this by you guys.
273
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,547
Ok...
274
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"Tolerance is about
standing outside yourself
275
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"And seeing the world from
another man's perspective.
276
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,155
It's about empathy,
sensitivity, and respect."
277
00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:00,458
Apparently, Mike thinks
it's about treachery,
deceit, and betrayal.
278
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,529
I think I'm gonna
go with what I got.
279
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,734
I didn't do this
to hurt you.
280
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,971
Nate and I were
starting something.
281
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,239
Because you couldn't
handle it you sent him away,
282
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,907
Now he's gonna
find somebody else.
283
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:20,311
Find who? He's gonna be on a
ship with 6,000...men.
284
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,780
You take this out
on me if you want,
285
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,782
But I think you need
to ask yourself
286
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,917
Who you really
have a problem with.
287
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,987
Carter--Carter, wait.
288
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,726
Oh, good,
there you are.
What's that?
289
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:36,995
Doritos.
290
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,630
Doritos? Who are you,
the queen of england?
291
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,898
I didn't buy them.
292
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,435
I got them free
from the delivery guy.
A whole case.
293
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,937
Greasy Charlie gave you
a free case of doritos?
294
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,408
Yeah, but I have
to go to dinner with
him and his mother.
295
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:54,312
But, he's taking me to
all-you-can-eat buffet
at chicken world.
296
00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:56,847
Oh, you're very good.
Very good, stace.
297
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,018
I'm very proud of ya.
Now, don't forget.
298
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,953
Land o' plenty.
299
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,497
What are you doing?
300
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,832
Oh, my god.
301
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:17,535
I've become Paul.
302
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:20,204
Relax. If you
were Paul, you would
have spent the morning
303
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,706
Scouring the parking lot
for change.
304
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,409
(Change rattling)
305
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,850
Hey, newt, you
ready to head out?
306
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,586
Yeah. Uh, nate, just...
Come on in for a second.
307
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:39,357
I just wanna talk to
you about something.
308
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:43,528
You, uh, you, uh,
being, uh, gay.
309
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,564
Uh, does make me
a little uncomfortable.
310
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,933
No!
311
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,370
It's just that I have
almost 30 years of
memories of you
312
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:56,374
And--and--
I don't know what
to make of them now.
313
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,509
You know, what--
ok, what about that time
314
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,778
I'm at my place, right,
and I was just chillin',
315
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,880
And I'm sitting
in the tub,
316
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,784
You come in, you take
off all your clothes,
and you get in with me.
317
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,723
You know, what was that?
318
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,892
Mike, we were 4.
319
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:18,729
So, you're
claiming there was
no sexual tension.
320
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,832
Hey, no--no--no.
Come on, come on.
321
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,468
Don't--don't
laugh at me, ok?
322
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,935
I'm angry enough as it is.
323
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,170
You're angry at me?
324
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,238
You didn't trust me
325
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,474
Enough to tell me.
326
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,275
Mike, you know,
when you did find out,
327
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,177
You acted like
a complete idiot.
328
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,745
But you didn't trust me
329
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,181
Long before I acted
like a complete idiot,
330
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,151
And I think that's
what we should be
focusing on here.
331
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:43,787
Look, Mike, if you
can't handle this,
I understand.
332
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,823
Maybe we should
just move on.
333
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:49,127
Oh, come on,
and do what, nate?
Like, end the friendship?
334
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,796
It's just--you've had
your whole life
335
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,467
To come to terms with this,
and I've had 2 days.
336
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,337
How much time
do you need?
337
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,372
I don't know, man.
I'm still reeling
338
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,841
From my mom going on her
first date since the divorce.
339
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:07,245
- When was that?
- That was april.
340
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,812
1989.
341
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,983
- Let's grab a beer.
- Good idea.
342
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:17,321
All right, now
that's not funny.
343
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,959
Mr. Mayor, we're
on in 5...4...
344
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,827
3...2...
345
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,729
Hello, New York.
346
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:31,202
I'm here to introduce
tolerance day.
347
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,504
A new holiday
for our city.
348
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,406
Of course,
there's no parade
349
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,375
And you don't
get the day off,
350
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:40,744
But bus and subway service
will be affected.
351
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:42,946
What is tolerance?
352
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:48,586
I think the answer lies
in what tolerance is not.
353
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,221
Prejudice,
354
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,589
Malice,
355
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,158
Small-mindedness.
356
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,660
Sure, there are days
357
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,730
When we think
everything's ok.
358
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:04,101
But it seems like every
month it happens again.
359
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:06,671
A time of
irrational behavior,
360
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,073
Resentment towards mankind,
361
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:14,312
It's as if half the city
has gone completely nuts.
362
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,281
There isn't
a single american family
363
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,817
That isn't affected by this.
364
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,120
And i, for one, won't
stand for it anymore.
365
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:24,255
Thank you.
366
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,424
Have a good day.
367
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:42,240
Hey, good morning,
sunshine.
368
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,608
Now that nate's gone,
369
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,009
You think everything's
back to normal?
370
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,178
You know, Carter,
371
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,715
Why don't you take
the rest of the day off?
372
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,750
And do what, Mike?
373
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,886
- Oh, I don't know.
- (Music starts)
374
00:20:55,955 --> 00:21:00,358
♪ love lift us up
where we belong ♪
375
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,263
♪ where the eagles cry ♪
376
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:09,300
♪ on the mountain high ♪
377
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:14,305
♪ love lift us up
where we belong ♪
378
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,343
♪ far from the world below ♪
379
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,812
♪ where the winds blow ♪♪
380
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,953
Hey, stace,
what's the matter?
381
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,990
What's the matter?
I'm sticking to
your stupid plan,
382
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,092
All I saved was
28 bucks for paris.
383
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,661
- You stopped
frivolous spending?
- Yeah.
384
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,229
So you've learned
to change your ways.
385
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,131
Yeah.
386
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,567
Here you go, kid.
Have a good time.
387
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,136
Thank you! Oh, my--
388
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,072
It's a bus ticket
to atlantic city.
389
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,875
I'd put it all
on black.
390
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:56,347
Maybe red.
391
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,149
man: sit, ubu, sit.
good dog.
392
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,351
[barking]
393
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,953
moo.